ספר השיאים המטופשים   - הגרסה הבריטית

פרק 9
Contestants quickly run through a hospital, carry a stack of cans across a room, eat pickled onions on a carnival ride, carry on a fake dramatic death, drive a mouse cab, spit custard onto a mirror, sing as loud as possible, sprint in bean bag shoes, stick ice cream cones to their faces, and search through a cat litter box.

פרק 8
Contestants jump through a car, cradle an ice dog, quickly consume eggs and bacon, worship a false god, squirt milk through a lip piercing, howl at the moon, cartwheel in the back of a van, stretch chewing gum, dance like a monkey, and share tea with stuffed animals for five minutes.

פרק 7
Contestants escape a jail cell, stare at a dog's bum without blinking, blow a raspberry down a bowling lane, get golf rage, consume mass amounts of potato chips, quickly guzzle fizzy water, follow and repeat a referee, play a one-man soccer game, eat peanut butter out of diapers, and pass gas in a bathtub.

פרק 6
Contestants stuff grapes in their mouths, create a pair of shorts using shaving cream, inflict hickies, quickly jab a knife between fingers, pass gas in an elevator, jump off a stage like a rockstar, misbehave in a swimming pool, disguise the odors of booze and cigarettes with breath freshener, and bowl with toilet paper.

פרק 5
Contestants remove socks from the elderly, sing the Psycho song in the shower, hold a 'cheers' pose after clinking glasses, wear a straight jacket and yell, rip plaster from their chests, race from a house when someone walks in, spit onto a target, repeat a series of words, burst creamer pots with their heads, spin in office chairs, and become a haunted painting.

פרק 4
Contestants drag their daughters down the aisle, gobble fish sticks, impersonate a car, jump through a hula hoop, complete a cat walk, stage a dirty protest, clear frogs from a dance floor, quickly dress in 80's outfits, repeat pointless repetitive tasks, carry cups of beer across a room, and dance around London.

פרק 3
Contestants topple mannequins, allow dogs to lick their bums, search for a hair in a scrambled egg, dress as a clown in a trunk, urinate as long as possible, jump through a hula hoop, shout through a trailer, steal fish, and balance chips on their shoulders.

פרק 2
Contestants yell 80's catchphrases, perform pole dances, prepare a tongue sandwich, allow dogs to lick their bums, read minds, groan erotically, search for false teeth, gobble grated cheese, and play touch football blindfolded.

פרק 1
Contestants race around a greyhound track on all fours, groan erotically, swim singing the Jaws theme, stare and blink at a nude model, find their way to Idaho from an unknown location, place a book near a horse without disturbing it, nail sausages to a table, and throw up out of a cab window.